Long time no see, people.
How are you all?
As for me... well, same old.
This popsicle's pretty good!
Haruna bought them.
They seem fairly popular according to this online ranking site.
Really...
Life doesn't get much better than this, if I daresay so myself.
Delicious
The way these popsicles melt in your mouth is amazing,
This is the imagination of our weak-willed protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV * Kobayashi Yuu)
isn't it, Big Bro?
It sure is.
I wonder if I should eat the green-tea flavored one.
Isn't that like your tenth already?
You're gonna get sick.
Everyone knows sweets go to a different stomach.
You really are a moron, Ayumoron.
In that case, enjoy your stomach ache.
Told you so.
And without further ado,
please enjoy another one of those bizarre tales that comprise our everyday lives.
When we looked into each other's eyes, time stood still
Our story began on a moonlit night
Rock'n'Roll
The key to leave it all behind is a sin
Don't be afraid, leave it to your impulses
There will be an answer soon
It's true
With clumsy steps
we dance together
Then we pretend to stumble
and our breathing is one
Let the storms rage and lightning crack
We are full of passion
The angels play a strange melody
Light flashes in the conscious parts of our illusions
We were the ones who cut a path to a nameless future
With all we have we will make it past these daunting days
Aikawa Ayumu must fight to recover the magical energy Chris stole from Haruna.
Alas, Gaia has a few more hoops to make him jump through first.
Little does he know that the most difficult challenge in his life is about to unfold.
Yes, that's the kind I want
A rustle in the wind on a peaceful Sunday morning...
Oh, I'm still a zombie by the way, and a Magiclad Girl.
'Sup y'all!
Yo, Orito. What are you doing up so early on a Sunday?
It's time, my friend, for me to join the flea market.
Flea Market
Flea market?
Yeah. Great way to get rid of all of my useless crap.
But it's boring if I just set up a shop there.
So, Haruna!
Let's have a fight!
Flea Market Site
Ayumu.
I'll handle the rest of the goods,
so please prepare for the shop's opening with Madame Hellscythe.
All right.
What should I do?
Well then, please get them out and put them on display.
Roger.
This is the imagination of our weak-willed protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV * Kobayashi Yuu)
I'm having so much fun at the flea market with my Big Bro!
Is that so? Your Big Brother's having fun too.
Aikawa, you setting up a shop?
Why did you ask Haruna to compete with you in the flea market?
Have you ever heard the saying "When the wind blows, the bucket makers prosper"?
What?
It means that unexpected results sometimes unfold from unrelated events!
Listen to me!
If I challenge Haruna in this arena some call "the flea market",
she, who hates to lose...
This goes here.
She'd have to bring her A-game if she wants to win.
That's the only reason why I dare brave this battleground.
This guy...
Even though you're also something I'm trying to get rid of,
please don't stand in the middle of the wares.
Sera!
Calm down, dude.
Ayumu, I'll take care of the preparations here,
so why don't you go help Haruna out?
Yes, I'll go open up my shop too!
Your voice is about as melodious as nails on blackboard.
Hearing you makes my ears bleed.
Yes, thank you very much. I'll do my best!
Sera encouraged me!
How did you get anything positive out of that?
Haruna, how's it going?
Can I help with anything?
Like I'd ever ask you for help, Ayumoron!
yen
Each item on the menu
Keroron
Market price
Swin
dler
Attention Please
High
Tension
Are you even trying to beat Orito?
Of course I am!
But... I haven't sold anything yet.
Well, duh.
You got nothing useful for sale.
Oh, this one seems nice.
Huh, it's got no price tag on it.
That's not for sale.
Well don't put it on display, then.
But I wonder why they don't sell?
Why don't you take a zero or four off that one?
It'll be sold in no time.
I guess...
Here, 5,000,000 yen.
W-Was that a cheetah?
I-It worked, right?
No, no!
I'll never win with these kinds of margins!
Welcome, welcome!
Come to think of it, what is Orito selling?
I have them, I have them!
Don't look at that!
My Son is a Vulcan cannon
Closed Hospital Room
This is strange. They are not selling at all.
Are you out of your mind?!
You got the wrong crowd!
My hand-made comics are so erotic though...
You wrote them yourself?!
Wow, these are so cute!
How much are they?
300 yen each.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Aikawa!
Hiramatsu.
Woolen Yarn
Home-Made
Cookies
Wow, you made all these yourself?
Woolen Yarn
Home-Made
Cookies
Woolen Yarn
Home-Made
Cookies
Y-Yes.
Woolen Yarn
Tae made all the sweets herself!
This seems really tasty!
1,000 yen!
What?
You touch it, you buy it!
You for real?
Can I have that one, then?
Sure.
That'll be 300 yen.
I put in an extra one for you.
O-Oh, thanks.
Hey, Aikawa!
Oh, Tomonori is selling ramen.
It's pork bone soup ramen!
Wanna try some, Aikawa?
Sure!
I was about to grab a bite anyway.
Here you go.
You haven't lost your touch.
Y-You're just saying that.
No, it's the truth.
This is definitely the best ramen in town.
R-Really?
T-Then, take this with you.
Fried eggs?
Special bonus.
I learned it from my teacher!
Haruna taught you?
Yeah.
She's still way ahead of me though.
How is it?
It's also delicious.
You really think so?
Not to brag or anything, but I think today's are my best yet.
That reminds me.
Here.
Koshikawa Kiarara
Sparkling Shop
For those who ate Ninja Ramen today, all the items at the Sparkling Shop are 10% off.
For those who ate Ninja Ramen today,
all the items at the Sparkling Shop are 10% off.
Kirara is
My Life
Kirara is
My Life
Kirara
Lovely
Sparkling Shop
She's still really popular.
To celebrate the launch of Kirara's new album,
each CD will include one of thirty-three possible collector's pictures of her.
Some of them are posted here!
That's one hell of a marketing team...
Thank you.
Listen to it until your eardrums burst.
Of course I will, Kirara!
Kirara, me too, me too!
Thank you.
But...
Never cut in line!
If I ever see you do that again, I'll be sure to put the "bad" back in "bad manners".
Y-Yes!
Way to go, Kirara!
That's exactly what's so fascinating about her!
Welcome, welcome, welcome!
It's cheap, dirt cheap!
Marvels from around the globe for sale at an unbeatable price!
How does he get all these customers?!
Now that it's evening, the men took over the housewives' spots.
No more than one per customer, please!
How much is this one?
Oh, that's a limited edition, so that would be 5000 yen.
He's straight-up robbing them.
How come mine don't sell?!
Don't give up so fast, Haruna!
Bring out your best item!
Come on! Bring out Sera's...
Thank you very much.
I-I'll take this one.
I-I'll take that.
There are more customers now...
Mr. President
M-M-M-May I take a look at this?
Of course.
I've uncovered the truth behind successful sales!
Haruna!
You must also—
It's over.
There's no way she can win.
Shut your pie hole, Ayumoron!
Facing that creepy nerdface,
there's no way a genius Magiclad Girl such as myself would... lose...
It's too early to give up.
We brought customers.
Leafy...
Teacher!
I'll help out too!
Us too!
W-What's wrong with you guys?
J-Jeez.
Being popular ain't easy.
Everything is now 1 yen!
Buy it all up, y'all!
All right!
Welcome!
Mr. President
Rotten meat.
Thank you very much.
Hey, how much is this?
Hmm... If I remember correctly, that one's Leafy's.
I'll buy it!
How much, Haruna?!
Let me see...
The totality of your profits, which would make this my victory!
Deal!
God damn...
Huh? It's gone. Where did it go?
Don't touch! Haruna
Boy, am I tired.
This juice tastes kinda weird.
Haruna, what is this?
It's gone. Where is it?!
Hey, Haruna!
M-My...
My body!
Hey, don't you think you're being a little harsh here?!
You deserve it.
This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't drank my super invisibility potion
while I had my back turned, looking for that Philosopher's Stone thingy.
Why the hell would you even bring that to the flea market?!
Haruna was planning on selling that.
You're joking, right?!
I had to step in.
If I'd sold that, I could've made like 5 million yen,
so you better cough up, Ayumu.
Hold on, will I ever go back to normal?!
Well, there's a time limit.
You'll probably be just fine if you wait it out.
What do you mean, "probably"?!
Anyway, Haruna.
Isn't that Philosopher's Stone you misplaced more important right now?
If we don't recover it soon, there could be grave consequences.
If it's not put away in a special container,
it could start making Megalo transmutation devices of its own.
Do you remember that time that perverted slime came out?
Fried egg omelet
Damn, that sounds pretty serious!
Kinda, yeah.
You're at fault here!
Do you remember who you sold it to?
Of course not!
Well, a lot of the people there were students from our school...
On the outside, it looks like a cute little pendant.
The buyer is probably a young girl.
This is the imagination of our weak-willed protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV * Kobayashi Yuu)
I think a cute girl probably wanted to buy herself something nice!
I see, I see. Is that so?
You're such a great detective, Eu.
But wait, if we need to investigate the girls, tomorrow's physical assessment day!
We could use your condition to our advantage.
This is the imagination of our weak-willed protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV * Kobayashi Yuu)
I think that for you, my invisible brother,
it would be easy to figure out who has Haruna's stone!
I see!
I'm invisible now!
Swallow Reversal Technique!
You thought of something unutterable, didn't you?
I'm a zombie and a Magiclad Girl,
and now I've also become an invisible man.
So complicated...
I'm off!
I'm counting on you, Ayumoron!
Physical Fitness Measurement
Girls
Morning: Gym
Evening: Schoolyard
Boys
Morning: Schoolyard
Evening: Gym
Well then.
Let's get this started.
Maybe it's because it's my first time being invisible,
but I sure feel exposed.
Wait a minute.
I'm completely naked right now!
Am I going sneak into that forbidden garden wearing not even a sock?
Whoa, a forbidden garden indeed.
No, no.
I gotta find that thing and get back home, pronto.
No!
I gained so much weight!
Oh, whoops.
Now I lost it?
What's wrong?
I thought I felt someone...
What? But there's no one around.
Wow, 20 cm.
You're really flexible, Yuki!
Tomonori, you're unexpectedly...
Crap, stay focused.
What am I thinking?
2×2=4, 2×3=6, 2×4=8...
Tomonori doesn't have the stone.
Next is Kanami!
Come on!
14.5 cm.
It's not Mihara either.
I couldn't beat Yuki's record...
You're up, Tae.
Okay.
All right. Come on!
So suddenly?
7 cm.
Hey, are you even trying?
You should do your best!
Eh? But I am!
You're doing it wrong. You need to hold for a bit!
Oh, I see.
This is bad. I couldn't see it.
Next up is back stretching while laying face down!
You're first, Yuki.
All right!
My face right now.
Oh God, my heart...
Hold on, I already ruled these two out...
This time...
I'll hold your legs for you, okay?
Do your best!
O-Okay.
I can't see at all!
Do your best!
Do your best! You can do it!
Well, Hiramatsu doesn't seem to have it either.
I can't hold it anymore!
Oh wow! It's a new record, Tae!
That's amazing!
Amazing indeed!
Something wrong?
Well, I felt kinda... weird just now.
This is bad...
If I were to check on every single one of them,
I'd go crazy for sure.
Is this a secret concealment technique?
Who are you?
Saras...
Answer me.
These buttocks!
Is that you, my darling piece of shit? Why are you here?
Saras... I can explain.
Damn you, Aikawa!
How could you ditch on the day of the physical exam?
And that's basically it.
I understand your situation.
If it goes missing, terrible things will happen, right?
Allow me to help.
Much obliged.
Leave the rest to me.
It's me.
I owe you one, Saras.
Yeah. I'm looking for a lost item.
I guess I should head back now.
What?
Time's up already?
Oh crap.
If I don't do anything quick, I'm gonna end up in my birthday suit in front of every girl in the school!
I came naked to school.
What should I do?
Is there anything I can cover myself with?
Who's there? Is someone there?
Crap.
What the hell do I do?
If I'm found naked here,
people will see me as a bigger pervert than that time I was found cross-dressing!
That's totally a crime!
Oh, Aikawa?
H-Hiramatsu.
I-I was looking for something.
I thought you were Orito, but I guess I was mistaken.
The greatest insult!
But I can't really blame her for thinking that.
T-Trust me.
I'm not doing anything to be ashamed of!
Like that would convince her!
I see.
I get it.
What?
She believed me?
Are you kidding me?
So uh, where are your clothes?
Do you want me to bring them to you?
Well, the thing is...
I-I put them in the laundry...
Then, how did you get to school today?
I... used the boost?
What the fuck am I saying?
Are you by any chance looking for something to cover yourself with?
Yes, I am.
If you don't mind, you can wear these.
Th-Thank you.
My pleasure.
Could you look away for a second?
Oh, sorry.
Hiramatsu, is this...
Oh, that?
I bought it from Haruna yesterday at the flea market!
Would you mind selling this to me?
Since you helped me out, you can have it for 20 yen.
I was looking for this!
Oh, really?
Thank you!
You saved me!
No problem. I'm glad.
But why were you naked?
What?
Haruna screwed up?!
Thanks to Saras' directions, I was able to locate it in the house.
Oh yeah, it says it's a fake on the back.
My bad, guys!
You know, "even a master of calligraphy can fall from the tree",
or "even a monkey can flip his brush"!
Even a monkey can fall from the tree. Even a master of calligraphy can flip his brush
Jeez, Haruna.
How irresponsible can you get?!
Do you know how much trouble I had to go through because of—
What's wrong, Ayumu?
Nothing...
I could steam an octopus on your head.
Did your brain finally melt down?
It's nothing. I swear.
Where did I put my new invention?
Ayumu? Did you just drink it?
So, everyone. How did it go?
Did you all enjoy the ride?
You ultra miracle piece of shit!
Since we're looking forward to seeing you again in the future,
we'll try to do carry on with this strange routine of ours.
Ayumoron!
Give it back! Return it at once!
Haruna!
You're not wearing a bra—
You jerk!
I'm a zombie.
And also a Magiclad Girl and an invisible man,
and I see naked people.
I can't move
He's touching me
The distance between us presses down on my heart
Even the chatter all around me seems distant and all is frozen
On the girl that can sleep in a clamorous forest
falls a rain so bittersweet it brings the flowers to bloom
My love is so innocent the entire world is jealous
Why won't I look back to you?
I want to tell you of my love, but my mask is in the way
I want to take it off and embrace you
But I can't
Love is new to me